Let me off this crazytrain!

[jessipsaloquitur]

This week has been INSANELY busy. But I can't complain too much because part of the insanity is that I'm trying to get ahead of a couple of projects since I'll be jumping this crazytrain next week for five days in Austin! OMG I can't wait!!!

In other craziness, I burned a huge pot of gumbo last night and this makes me very sad. :( I blame it on the mediocre pot I was using rather than my inattentiveness, but whatever, my gumbo was RUINED. *woe* And as if that weren't bad enough, my house still smells like smoke. Blech.

I have a question for the baseball fans on my flist. Hypothetically, if you were to make a list, possibly with accompanying photographic exhibits, of the Hottest Men of MLB -- (What? It's not as if these lists don't already exist in our heads!) -- who would make your list?

Speaking of hot men (as we do around these parts), not of the baseball playing variety:

Sweet gods on a blueberry biscuit! How is he so HOT???



Shemar Moore looks even hotter than his usual hotass self in those glasses! *bites lip*

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/]

Firstly, JDM!! You rock my world!!

who would make your list?
The short list:
Chipper Jones - Atlanta Braves
Grady Sizemore - Cleveland Indians
Matt Holliday - Oakland A's
Andre Ethier - LA Dodgers

Yes, most of these men will be featured in my HOT ASS MEN post coming tomorrow. Stay tuned.

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

Oooh...good short list. I had forgotten about Andre...he's a cutie! (Um. I might have been thinking about the all MLB version of that hot list while stuck in traffic this morning. As you do. *g* And your first three were on mine, but I didn't have Andre.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/]

With all of the CRAZY that's going on in baseball right now (Trevor Hoffman was just traded to the Brewers!!!) I need a little pick-me-up right now. And an MLB hot list will do just fine.

Andre is a cutie and it makes up for him being a Dodger.

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

A few others on my list that haven't been mentioned yet:

- Albert Pujols, Cardinals
- Brad Ausmus, Astros (free agent) - I have such a thing for catchers!
- Chase Utley, Phillies
- Chris Snyder, D'backs
- Joe Mauer, Twins
- Mike Lowell, Red Sox
- Ryan Braun, Brewers

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/]

Good picks. And dude, Ausmus is SO on my list. I've loved him ever since he was a Padre.

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

Ausmus is very hot. I really hope he gets picked up -- I'd love to see him play again next season. Told you I've got a thing for catchers -- I've got three of them on this short list! *laughs*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

To add to Lisa's list:

Ichiro Suzuki - Seattle Mariners
Josh Hamilton - Texas Rangers
Mark Teixeira - please don't make me put down the name of the team he's with now, ugh
Brian McCann - Atlanta Braves
Charlie Morton - Atlanta Braves
Chin Ho Park - LA Dodgers
Evan Longoria - Tampa Bay Rays
Josh Beckett - Boston Red Sox

Um... I can't think right now & I'm running out the door, but I'll be back with more names. *g*

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

Mark Teixeira - please don't make me put down the name of the team he's with now, ugh

*laughs*

Nice list. Your addition to my list is Ichiro, but that shouldn't surprise me as you are the Purveyor of Hot Asian Men. *g*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Give me some time to wake up this morning & get all of the massive amounts of tequila out of my system & I'll add to the list. *g*

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

More hot baseball players! Yes please!

(Glad to hear you applied liberal doses of tequila to yesterday. *g*)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/]

Nice. Oh dude, I totally forgot about Andruw Jones. I adore that boy something fierce. His dimples too. :-)

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Andruw used to be hot, but he's gained a lot of weight. :(

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/]

Crap. I remembered another one, Pete Moylan.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Fuck, how could I have forgotten Pete!!! And his hot accent and hot glasses and hot tattoos!

And TIM HUDSON OMG!!!!!

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Okay, my complete list. Um, there are a LOT of names. *laughs*

Jarrod Saltalamacchia - Texas Rangers
Michael Young - Texas Rangers
Josh Hamilton - Texas Rangers
Ian Kinsler - Texas Rangers
Jeremy Hermida - Florida Marlins
Matt Lindstrom - Florida Marlins
Scott Proctor - Florida Marlins
Kazuo Matsui - Houston Astros
Ben Sheets - Milwaukee Brewers
Carlos Villanueva - Milwaukee Brewers
Jeff Suppan - Milwaukee Brewers
Ryan Braun - Milwaukee Brewers
Seth McClung - Milwaukee Brewers
Jake Peavy - San Diego Padres
Chase Headley - San Diego Padres
Chan Ho Park - Philadelphia Phillies
Ryan Howard - Philadelphia Phillies
Cole Hamels - Philadelphia Phillies
Shane Victornio - Philadelphia Phillies
David Wright - New York Mets
Johan Santana - New York Mets
Carlos Beltran - New York Mets
Ryan Church - New York Mets
Micah Owings - Cincinnati Reds
Albert Pujols - St. Louis Cardinals
Joe Mather - St. Louis Cardinals
Kyle Lohse - St. Louis Cardinals
Xavier Nady - New York Yankees
Josh Willingham - Washington Nationals
Brian Roberts - Baltimore Orioles
Nick Markakis - Baltimore Orioles
Ryan Doumit - Pittsburgh Pirates
Ian Snell - Pittsburgh Pirates
Scott Rolen - Toronto Blue Jays
Aaron Hill - Toronto Blue Jays
Alex Rios - Toronto Blue Jays
Brad Penny - Boston Red Sox
Josh Beckett - Boston Red Sox
Jonathan Papelbon - Boston Red Sox
Mike Lowell - Boston Red Sox
J.D. Drew - Boston Red Sox
Stephen Drew - Arizona Diamondbacks
Conor Jackson - Arizona Diamondbacks
Justin Upton - Arizona Diamondbacks
Jermaine Dye - Chicago White Sox
Tim Hudson - Atlanta Braves
Pete Moylan - Atlanta Braves
Brian McCann - Atlanta Braves
Jeff Francoeur - Atlanta Braves
Chipper Jones - Atlanta Braves
Charlie Morton - Atlanta Braves
Carl Pavano - Cleveland Indians
Grady Sizemore - Cleveland Indians
Akinori Iwamura - Tampa Bay Rays
Evan Longoria - Tampa Bay Rays
Carl Crawford - Tampa Bay Rays
Ryan Speier - Colorado Rockies
Nate Robertson - Detroit Tigers
Gary Sheffield - Detroit Tigers
Jonathan Broxton - Los Angeles Dodgers
Russell Martin - Los Angeles Dodgers
Andre Ethier - Los Angeles Dodgers
Vladimir Guerrero - Anaheim Angels
Mike Napoli - Anaheim Angels
Howie Kendrick - Anaheim Angels
Torii Hunter - Anaheim Angels
Nick Blackburn - Minnesota Twins
Joe Mauer - Minnesota Twins
Matt Holliday - Oakland As
Ichiro Suzuki - Seattle Mariners

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

Unsurprisingly, our lists overlap a lot. *g* Not completely, as there are some here who I wouldn't necessarily list and others who would be on my list but aren't on yours. I'll have to post my complete list later. Possibly with pictorial evidence of hotness. *g*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

I highly approve of this pictorial evidence. *g*