The Hot Men of MLB, Vol. 1

[jessipsaloquitur]

The 2009 baseball season is right around the corner! Pitchers and catchers report to spring training in just 11 days! _lisalisa_, azewewish, editorzon, and I are making plans for our annual Spring Training Weekend in March! The World Baseball Classic is just a month away! The free agent market is slowly moving along. 2009 schedules are being carefully reviewed for optimum baseball-watching decisions. Spring Training games start at the end of the month!

In other words, IT'S ALMOST BASEBALL TIEMS!!! \o/

Now I know many most of you aren't nearly as excited about this as I am. Baseball isn't everyone's thing. But I also know that gorgeous eye candy IS everyone's thing! So, to get us all ready for the upcoming baseball season, and to appeal to our collective prurient interest *g*, I bring y'all the baseball common denominator:

THE HOT MEN OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL!!!


Evan Longoria
Tampa Bay Rays || 3B


I kinda love that sexy little gap between his teeth!


This is an important view when you're talking about tight baseball pants. *nods wisely* And Evan looks just as good from this angle!


He's only 23 years old, but the scruff makes him look older and sexier!


His smile is ADORABLE!!!


*bites lip*


Grady Sizemore
Cleveland Indians || OF


Grady is just ridiculously good looking.


His smile makes me MELT!


Grady even looks hot in his action shots.


Damn. Just DAMN.


Such a HOTASS!!!




For some reason I just love this picture of him!


Matt Kemp
L.A. Dodgers || OF




He's got such a sexy smile!


His eyes are pretty damn sexy too!


Mmmm...I love a man who can wear a suit well!


And we all know that I'm a total sucker for the INK! *licks*


See? Now y'all have three very HOT reasons to watch baseball!!! *g*

And there will be more...my MLB Hot List is long and varied!

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/]

I highly approve this message. Bring on that long and varied list. I can't wait.
Oh, and Stac will be joining us for baseball weekend? Woot.

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

There are SO many hot men in baseball!!! I shall do my best to introduce the flist to them all!

And, yes, I think B and Stace are going to road trip it together! WooHoo!!!

[editorzon.livejournal.com]

I can't go, see comment below. *cries*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[editorzon.livejournal.com]

I'm so bummed, you have no idea!

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

*GIMME HANDS* HI EVAN HI GRADY HELLOOOOO MATT HI!!!!

OMG BASEBALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!! I swear to Christ, every off-season just gets longer & longer & longer.

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

So much pretty here.

And I figure these posts will give us something fun to look at for the next 62 days!

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Okay, that number made my heart hurt. I like 11 days until pitchers & catchers report much better. *g*

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

Ok, here are some better numbers:

- 11 days until pitchers and catchers report!!!
- 22 days until spring training games begin!!!
- 30 days until the WBC!!!
- 39 days until our Spring Training Weekend!!!

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

I APPROVE OF THESE NUMBERS MUCH MORE!!!! (Also, because the number until Opening Day is the number until I see my family again & noooooooooooooooooooooo too long!!!)

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

These are definitely much happier numbers!

(Plus isn't the Braves home opener not until the weekend, which is even a few days later? In any case, TOO LONG!)

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Yeah, their home opener is April 10th. Their opening game is against the Phillies in Philly, I wanna say.

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

It cracks me up that we know these things like we know our names! The other day I was talking to Texas Boy and rattled off when the D'backs were going to be in Houston and he was all boggled that I knew that. *laughs* But these things are IMPORTANT!!!

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

It's VERY important!! I already have all of the Southwest & West Coast Braves dates in my calendar. I mean, duh. *g*

[editorzon.livejournal.com]

Once again it needs to be stated that y'all need to come with some kind of warning.

Professional athletes are lesser jocks than you guys, ordinary mortals don't stand a chance. *g*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Everyone else just needs to step up, yo. *g*

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

Yes. THIS. :)

[editorzon.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I won't be able to join you lovely ladies that weekend. Was just updating my work calendar and I have a seminar I'm teaching and need to set up for on the 15th which means I'll be in San Diego that day with one of my least favorite co-workers, instead of basking in the sunshine and watching the cute boys with my girlies. *sniff sniff*

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

*woe*

Such a bummer!!! But there will be lots of pictures of really hot baseball players right here for your perusal and enjoyment!

[editorzon.livejournal.com]

I know right?! I'm looking forward to seeing the pics and hearing all about the weekend shenanigans from y'all though. Flirt with some cute ballplayers for me!

[missy7280.livejournal.com]

Matt Kemp, lol. You know I have to not like him because he's a Dodger (eww). But I must admit he's pretty fine. Especially in those casual clothes, yum. And I love his tattoo! That's an awesome script. :D

BASEBAAAAL! I'M FUCKING EXCITED I DON'T KNOW/CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE! XD
Dbacks fanfest on Saturday, hell yeah!

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

Players make my MLB Hot List irrespective of club. I don't have to cheer for them, but I sure as hell can ogle them. *g*

As a matter of principle, I have deep and abiding hate for the Dodgers as a ball club, but I can't deny that some of their boys are fun to look at. :)

I am ridiculously excited for baseball to start again!!! I'll definitely be at fanfest Saturday, and Spring Training is literally right around the corner! \o/

[missy7280.livejournal.com]

Haha well yes, I agree. Ogling is fine. :D

Eww Dodgers, haha. I don't really hate their players, I just hate their fans. Yuck. And of course it's our rival team so I don't want them to do well. >>

Yay baseball, fanfest, and spring training! XD
What are you planning on wearing to fanfest? I should be wearing my Drew shirt. XD

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

Dodgers fans are incredibly obnoxious! The thing about Dodgers fans is that they are not (generally speaking, of course) BASEBALL fans. They have no love or respect for the game itself. Man, don't even get me started...I can seriously rant on about Dodgers fans. *shakes head*

Anyway, baseball!!! And hot baseball players!!! SOON!!!

I think I'll be picking up a new Chris Snyder jersey while I'm there! I've worn the hell out of my Webby and Conor jerseys, and Chris is my boy, so I need to show him some love. *g*

[stillawkward.livejournal.com]

Hey!
My name is Ally and I'm from San Diego.
I saw you commenting over in cinderlily's journal, so I wondered over. Of course, the first thing I saw was this post, so I'm sold. Also, I saw that you're using some of my icons, which makes me feel like a proud mama, so I am double sold.
Might we be live journal friends?

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

Hey there, Ally! I'm Jess. :)

I love your icons! Plus, there can never be enough baseball fans on my flist. *g* So, yes, absolutely friend away! *runs off to add Ally to her flist*

[ninjamidget66.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm a big fan anymore, but I just had to say that our Orioles won on Opening Day 10-5 against the Damn Yankees, YAY!!!

If you're a Yankee fan, sorry. NOT! :D

Oh, and hot men in tight uniforms is always a win.

[moonmelody.livejournal.com]

Oh, and hot men in tight uniforms is always a win.

This is definitely one of the BEST things about the game of baseball!!!

[sheep-mambo.livejournal.com]

I so approve this post :P.

I adore Evan. He's probably the biggest spaz I've ever seen. Him and Ian Kinsler, seriously.

I love all those Long Beach shots of him.

Have you seen this?

[musiquedevie.livejournal.com]

You included Grady in this. You win at life, my new lj friend. ;-)