so many good things!

[jessipsaloquitur]

OMG it's only Monday and this week is already completely CRAZYCAKES!!! Thankfully, it's mostly the good kinda crazycakes. (Although, if y'all can send some positive thoughts my way tomorrow around noon, I'd appreciate it. I'm having to deal with the ex-boss continuing to be an unmitigated jackass, so, you know, good juju would come in handy.)

Anyway, GOOD CRAZINESS!!! Let's talk about that some more! I've got a to do list that's about a mile long, and it all needs to be done in the next two days! Ahhhh!!! But just as soon as all those important items like "paint nails," "color hair," "buy lots of alcohol and chocolate snacks," and "OMG PACK FOR L.A." get crossed off my list, then it means that I'm finally on my way to L.A. for what is sure to be an AMAZING long weekend of DAMN GOOD TIMES!!! Eeeee!!! ADAM FUCKING LAMBERT!!!!! And DARREN CRISS!!!! And MONTE PITTMAN!!!!!!! And some of my most favorite people on the planet!!!!!! And glitter! And drinking! And doing fun L.A. touristy things! And laughing and talking and just having fabulously good times!!! Man, I cannot adequately state how much I need this trip right now. My mental health has been a tenuous thing lately, and I'm totally counting on just getting away, not stressing for a few days, and just having a damn good time in order to regain my grasp on my zen.

Like I said, SO MANY GOOD THINGS THIS WEEK! Like Adam! Who manages to wear the fuck out of a completely ridiculous pair of sparkly, zebra-striped pants!





Haha! Those pants!!! Idek. But, seriously, how can I possibly not be stupid with excitement over seeing this fabulous mofo do his thing twice more, in front of his own L.A. crowd??!!! I can't I tell you! I'm stupid with excitement over these last two Glam Nation shows!


Also, I may not have mentioned this, oh, in the past 24 hours or so, but I'm completely smitten with one Darren Criss!!! *heart eyes* And I get to see him play this weekend! Twice! I may just die of the concentrated adorableness!!!

No, really, it may be too much presh for me to handle!



His FAAAAACE!!! It just makes me happy, ok? *g*


So, since we're talking about faces that make me happy, I think it's been well established that Chris Colfer is all that is precious and adorable in this world and his face does, indeed, make me happy. BUT WAT IS THIS CRAZINESS???



Jfc, Chris!!! That is not adorable! I don't know what you think you're doing here, being all sexy and coy with "I'm having very dirty thoughts" eyes, but you're messing with my brain!!! You're supposed to be cute like puppies and kittens and rainbows! Instead you're being all sexy and shit and making me feel like a dirty old woman! I like it! *g*


There's also this picture of a nearly pantsless Tommy that Isaac tweeted this morning, but I just don't have words to talk about this right now. *g* Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves, though.

I've been reading tons of Kurt/Blaine fic. Like most new fandoms/pairings, there is quite a bit of dreck being posted. Thankfully, y'all have ME to wade through it all and bring you the good stuff! *beams*


Most of the fic is of the sappy/cute/adorable variety. I'm okay with that because this pairing is nothing if not sappy/cute/adorable. These all fall into the sappy/cute/adorable category:

Duck and Cover (PG-13) by coffewordangel
So Far To Go (PG) by denofiniquity
Love Will See Me Through (PG-13) by whenidance
Don't Keep Your Distance (G) by bright_lights28
never could compete (PG) by preromantics
Beautiful, Please Don't Hurry (PG) by bright_lights28
There Are Stars in My Eyes (PG-13) by claire_kay

This one is Sue-centered. Warning: You may actually LIKE Sue.
Giving Back (PG) by miggy

This is a creative mashup between the Glee (Kurt/Blaine) and Merlin worlds:
In a Far Away Kingdom (PG) by rienestsacre

A week and a half before Christmas, you gotta have some mushy, feel-good holiday fic!
Peppermint Winter (PG-13) by lyra_g_rowin
Under the Mistletoe (PG-13) by aelora
Embrace the Cliche (or your boyfriend) (Teen) by ruby_fruit (not your typical song!fic -- great read!)

Thankfully, I'm not the only perv in the fandom. There are others imagining Kurt and Blaine having tons of dirty/hot/awkward teenage sex and, bless their hearts, they're writing about it!

Anticipation and Bad Behaving (R) by skintightsocks
Gentlemen Don't (NC-17) by denofiniquity (bottom!Blaine)
Silver Lining (NC-17) by preromantics (sex pollen fic)
All I See Is You (NC-17) by skintightsocks (more bottom!Blaine -- this may be a ~thing for me)
Nothings and Never (NC-17) by threepwillow
Check Out What's Under My Hood (NC-17) by bekah_r

And we're even getting some wonderful, long and plotty fics (my favorite!):
thousand ways to leave this place (PG-13) by sotto_voice
On Centrifugal Living (R) by nthccincident

Happy reading! :D

Ok, now that we have so many good things to roll around in, I'm going to go wade through my insane To Do list, and flail a bit more about L.A. IN TWO DAYS!!!!!! *bounces*