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jessipsaloquiturOn the off chance that my frequent and excited babble over Diamondbacks catcher Chris Snyder hasn't made it abundantly clear, let me just state for the record that, yes, it's true, I've got a massive thing for catchers! I don't know if it's because good catchers are smart, and I'm a sucker for a smart man, or if it's the amazing thighs and ass that come of all those hours squatting, but whatever the reason I love me some hotass catchers!!! ♥ So, since catchers and pitchers report this week (!!!), today's installment of The Hot Men of the MLB features HOTASS CATCHERS!!!
Naturally, we shall start things off with my bb, Chris Snyder. *g*
Chris Snyder
Arizona Diamondbacks
Um. I did mention the thighs, right?
I love his smile!
Thighs! Guh!
Also, INK! (There's more of Chris and his ink here.)
Brian McCann
Atlanta Braves
My second bestest hotass catcher. *g* Between me and![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
azewewish I can't even tell you how many pictures we took of Brian and Chris during the D'backs/Braves series last year. *laughs*
He has an ADORABLE smile!
Also, he has the most pinchable cheeks! (He's happy 'cause he's chatting with his BFF! *g*)
I probably shouldn't find men holding big firearms so hot, but apparently I do!
Sweaty pits and all, I still love him!
He's big and burly and I wanna climb him like a tree!
This is Brian's FIERCE face!
*smishes*
He's a big ol' hunk of smiley, scruffy ADORABLENESS!!! (Also, bonus Chipper!)
Joe Mauer
Minnesota Twins
He's very pretty!
I kinda want to nibble on his bottom lip!
Seriously, the boy has got a face made for Hollywood.
Or, you know, modeling. *g*
I gotta say, though, that I'm looking forward to what a few more years of catching will do to his legs. *g* What??? It's a thing, I tell you!
In the mean time, I'll just keep staring at his very pretty FACE!
Chris Iannetta
Colorado Rockies
He smiles with his whole face!
Sexy eyes!
He's got those catcher's thighs happening!
Russell Martin
L.A. Dodgers
Scruffy face!
He's got such a great smile!
This picture just cracks me up! *laughs*
Jason Kendall
Milwaukee Brewers
I think "scruff" can be another theme of this post, along with "thighs!" *g*
See what I mean? Scruff!! And...thighs!!!
I am unreasonably taken with his bald head!
Jerrod Saltalmacchia
Texas Rangers
This boy is built like a tree. A very big tree.
Goddamn, I love catchers!
The tongue thing is kind of adorable!
Brad Ausmus
L.A. Dodgers
Brad is one of my all-time favorite catchers. Such a smart baseball player, which is just super sexy!
He definitely doesn't have that "boyishness" that some of our other catchers still have. Brad will be 40 in April, but damn if the man still isn't hot like fire!
Um. Yes, please. *g*
He definitely cleans up well.
And he loves dogs! Seriously, how can you not find that sexy?!
Surfer!Brad is just as hot as Catcher!Brad.
It's sometimes hard to see the man buried underneath all of that catcher's equipment, so I hope y'all can now better appreciate the sexiness that can be found behind home plate! *g*
If you missed the earlier edition of "The Hot Men of MLB," volume 1 is here.
And finally, if you're like me and you've found yourself lamenting the fact that April is still almost two months away, you might like these 'Is it April yet?' icons byawkwardiconic. I have the feeling that I'll be using them a lot between now and Opening Day.
Naturally, we shall start things off with my bb, Chris Snyder. *g*
Arizona Diamondbacks
Um. I did mention the thighs, right?
I love his smile!
Thighs! Guh!
Also, INK! (There's more of Chris and his ink here.)
Brian McCann
Atlanta Braves
My second bestest hotass catcher. *g* Between me and
azewewish I can't even tell you how many pictures we took of Brian and Chris during the D'backs/Braves series last year. *laughs*
He has an ADORABLE smile!
Also, he has the most pinchable cheeks! (He's happy 'cause he's chatting with his BFF! *g*)
I probably shouldn't find men holding big firearms so hot, but apparently I do!
Sweaty pits and all, I still love him!
He's big and burly and I wanna climb him like a tree!
This is Brian's FIERCE face!
*smishes*
He's a big ol' hunk of smiley, scruffy ADORABLENESS!!! (Also, bonus Chipper!)
Joe Mauer
Minnesota Twins
He's very pretty!
I kinda want to nibble on his bottom lip!
Seriously, the boy has got a face made for Hollywood.
Or, you know, modeling. *g*
I gotta say, though, that I'm looking forward to what a few more years of catching will do to his legs. *g* What??? It's a thing, I tell you!
In the mean time, I'll just keep staring at his very pretty FACE!
Chris Iannetta
Colorado Rockies
He smiles with his whole face!
Sexy eyes!
He's got those catcher's thighs happening!
Russell Martin
L.A. Dodgers
Scruffy face!
He's got such a great smile!
This picture just cracks me up! *laughs*
Jason Kendall
Milwaukee Brewers
I think "scruff" can be another theme of this post, along with "thighs!" *g*
See what I mean? Scruff!! And...thighs!!!
I am unreasonably taken with his bald head!
Jerrod Saltalmacchia
Texas Rangers
This boy is built like a tree. A very big tree.
Goddamn, I love catchers!
The tongue thing is kind of adorable!
Brad Ausmus
L.A. Dodgers
Brad is one of my all-time favorite catchers. Such a smart baseball player, which is just super sexy!
He definitely doesn't have that "boyishness" that some of our other catchers still have. Brad will be 40 in April, but damn if the man still isn't hot like fire!
Um. Yes, please. *g*
He definitely cleans up well.
And he loves dogs! Seriously, how can you not find that sexy?!
Surfer!Brad is just as hot as Catcher!Brad.
It's sometimes hard to see the man buried underneath all of that catcher's equipment, so I hope y'all can now better appreciate the sexiness that can be found behind home plate! *g*
If you missed the earlier edition of "The Hot Men of MLB," volume 1 is here.
And finally, if you're like me and you've found yourself lamenting the fact that April is still almost two months away, you might like these 'Is it April yet?' icons by
awkwardiconic. I have the feeling that I'll be using them a lot between now and Opening Day.
