My awesome weekend, let me show you it.
Feb. 5th, 2008 12:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jessipsaloquiturI had such a fantastic weekend in L.A. with my girls!!! The drive home, though, was the complete opposite of fantastic. OMG traffic sucked so hard!!! It was a snarly, barely moving mess until I was nearly in Palm Springs and it added over two hours to my drive time. Grrr.
Now that I am finally home though, I'm completely hyped on all the caffeine I drank to keep myself awake thought that mess and I can't sleep! *bounces* So, instead of getting any much needed sleep before work starts kicking me in the ass very early in the morning, I'm going to tell you all about my AWESOME weekend and make y'all insanely jealous of the fact that I got to spend four and a half days with some of the most fabulous women on the planet! \o/
So, I drove to L.A. on Thursday in time to land at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
coolwhipdiva's lovely home (thank you again J for putting me up!) and then head on out, with J and sabrinagb to meet up with azewewish for drinks and dinner at the Hotel Cafe before Steve Carlson's show. We were eventually joined by editorzon, without_me, stormcloude, and fergus80, making the level of Fabulous Femaleness there off the charts. *g* Steve's show was, as expected, fantastic, and the set list included not only his regulars but some great although lesser played songs like "Non Stop Lady." We danced and sang along and generally had a great time! After the show, there was lots of chatting and hanging out and appropriate appreciation of the fabulous cleavage on display. All of which made for a fantastic evening.
Friday I joinedcoolwhipdiva, editorzon, and azewewish for a workout session with their stripper/porn star/personal trainer, affectionately known as El Primo Hotass Trainer (or EPHT, for short). A few things are important to note here: (1) OMG that man is HOT like burning and has one of the most beautiful asses I've ever had the pleasure of staring at for such a prolonged period of time; (2) his level of narcissism should really not be that endearing, but somehow it is; maybe it's that it comes in a really sexy Romanian accent; or maybe it's just that you're too distracted by the really fine ass to care much about his ego; and (3) proving that he's more than just a nice ass and really is good at his job, he kicked our collective asses for over two hours in what was one of the best workouts I've had in a while.
The rest of Friday was understandably mellow, with a movie night that didn't actually include any movie watching but did involve plenty of wine, great conversation, and lots of laughs.
Saturday, Brenda and I hung out, had a delicious lunch, shopped a bit (at which point I was seduced by the Green Bag of Awesomeness -- this bag spoke to me and I just had to buy it). Then we headed over to the Massage Garage for oh so wonderful massages. Really, I think I may have made entirely inappropriate mewling noises during that massage. That evening we congregated back at J's in order to try our hand at movie night again. The level of Fabulous Femaleness was again ratcheted up with the addition of_lisalisa_ (who I was very glad to see again and who I will hopefully see again soon for Spring Training!) and glendaglamazon (who I was so very happy to have had the chance to meet because she is fantastic!). This time we actually did watch movies -- all starring Zac Efron. Yeah. I don't know. *shakes head*
On Sunday I metholywoodmermaid at The Farmer's Market for brunch. It was great to catch up with Karen and to introduce her to some of the Hookers. After brunch we headed over to Casa Hooker for the SuperBowl festivities. We had yummy nachos and assorted beverages. (I was quite proud of us for drinking an entire bottle of Patron!) While I was rooting for the Patriots and was a bit dismayed that they choose the last two games of their post-season to play average football (as compared, at least, to an otherwise stellar season) I was also thrilled to have an actual game for the SuperBowl. Kudos to the Giants to a well-played game and a well-deserved SuperBowl win! Even with the Pats losing, there was plenty of SuperBowl goodness to enjoy: there was Jason Taylor looking HOT LIKE BURNING accepting the NFL's Man of the Year award (dear gods, I just want to CLIMB that man); and there was Jeremy Shockey looking all disgruntled and also HOT LIKE BURNING after having his presence at the game formally requested by his team (oh, Jeremy, you're so adorable when you're petulant, *pets him*); and there was Tom Brady looking all pissy through the entire game, which is how I prefer him because he's so incredibly sexy when he's mad; and, of course, there were some good commercials (my favorite was the Budweiser commercial with the dog training the Clydesdale a la Rambo). Our post-game festivities were perhaps even more fun than the game itself. We went from football to watching gay porn to doing tarot readings! Never boring, man. *g*
So, yes, that was my awesome weekend, chalk full of all kinds of fun and, indeed, with a very high quotient of Fabulous Femaleness.
Now that I am finally home though, I'm completely hyped on all the caffeine I drank to keep myself awake thought that mess and I can't sleep! *bounces* So, instead of getting any much needed sleep before work starts kicking me in the ass very early in the morning, I'm going to tell you all about my AWESOME weekend and make y'all insanely jealous of the fact that I got to spend four and a half days with some of the most fabulous women on the planet! \o/
So, I drove to L.A. on Thursday in time to land at
coolwhipdiva's lovely home (thank you again J for putting me up!) and then head on out, with J and sabrinagb to meet up with azewewish for drinks and dinner at the Hotel Cafe before Steve Carlson's show. We were eventually joined by editorzon, without_me, stormcloude, and fergus80, making the level of Fabulous Femaleness there off the charts. *g* Steve's show was, as expected, fantastic, and the set list included not only his regulars but some great although lesser played songs like "Non Stop Lady." We danced and sang along and generally had a great time! After the show, there was lots of chatting and hanging out and appropriate appreciation of the fabulous cleavage on display. All of which made for a fantastic evening.Friday I joined
coolwhipdiva, editorzon, and azewewish for a workout session with their stripper/porn star/personal trainer, affectionately known as El Primo Hotass Trainer (or EPHT, for short). A few things are important to note here: (1) OMG that man is HOT like burning and has one of the most beautiful asses I've ever had the pleasure of staring at for such a prolonged period of time; (2) his level of narcissism should really not be that endearing, but somehow it is; maybe it's that it comes in a really sexy Romanian accent; or maybe it's just that you're too distracted by the really fine ass to care much about his ego; and (3) proving that he's more than just a nice ass and really is good at his job, he kicked our collective asses for over two hours in what was one of the best workouts I've had in a while. The rest of Friday was understandably mellow, with a movie night that didn't actually include any movie watching but did involve plenty of wine, great conversation, and lots of laughs.
Saturday, Brenda and I hung out, had a delicious lunch, shopped a bit (at which point I was seduced by the Green Bag of Awesomeness -- this bag spoke to me and I just had to buy it). Then we headed over to the Massage Garage for oh so wonderful massages. Really, I think I may have made entirely inappropriate mewling noises during that massage. That evening we congregated back at J's in order to try our hand at movie night again. The level of Fabulous Femaleness was again ratcheted up with the addition of
_lisalisa_ (who I was very glad to see again and who I will hopefully see again soon for Spring Training!) and glendaglamazon (who I was so very happy to have had the chance to meet because she is fantastic!). This time we actually did watch movies -- all starring Zac Efron. Yeah. I don't know. *shakes head*On Sunday I met
holywoodmermaid at The Farmer's Market for brunch. It was great to catch up with Karen and to introduce her to some of the Hookers. After brunch we headed over to Casa Hooker for the SuperBowl festivities. We had yummy nachos and assorted beverages. (I was quite proud of us for drinking an entire bottle of Patron!) While I was rooting for the Patriots and was a bit dismayed that they choose the last two games of their post-season to play average football (as compared, at least, to an otherwise stellar season) I was also thrilled to have an actual game for the SuperBowl. Kudos to the Giants to a well-played game and a well-deserved SuperBowl win! Even with the Pats losing, there was plenty of SuperBowl goodness to enjoy: there was Jason Taylor looking HOT LIKE BURNING accepting the NFL's Man of the Year award (dear gods, I just want to CLIMB that man); and there was Jeremy Shockey looking all disgruntled and also HOT LIKE BURNING after having his presence at the game formally requested by his team (oh, Jeremy, you're so adorable when you're petulant, *pets him*); and there was Tom Brady looking all pissy through the entire game, which is how I prefer him because he's so incredibly sexy when he's mad; and, of course, there were some good commercials (my favorite was the Budweiser commercial with the dog training the Clydesdale a la Rambo). Our post-game festivities were perhaps even more fun than the game itself. We went from football to watching gay porn to doing tarot readings! Never boring, man. *g*So, yes, that was my awesome weekend, chalk full of all kinds of fun and, indeed, with a very high quotient of Fabulous Femaleness.
