jessipsaloquitur | Monday Monday

I'm really supposed to be working, but I seem to have misplaced my motivation. So how 'bout some quick bullet points on the day?

I'm feeling ~~good~~ ~~better~~ almost human today! I think I am finally gaining the upper hand on the plague! \o/

Monday's aren't so bad when they start with a good amount of flirting with Mr. Hot Court Security Man. There may have been slightly unprofessional comments about his wand involved. What??? That persnickety security machine BEEPS at me every. damn. day. Which, you know, is not so bad if I get to be, ahem, wanded by Mr. Hot Court Security Man. *g*

I'm implementing a new policy for my law practice, and I think I need to print it on my business cards, just so that it's clear: If I have at any time fucked you, please do not be asking me to handle your divorce. Thank you for your consideration. The Management. Seriously. This comes up more often than I had ever anticipated. Three times in the past six months. WTF. o_o

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!! Everyone realizes that no one in Mexico, outside of Puebla, actually celebrates this day, right? Irrelevant historical and cultural details aside, I'm going to have dinner at my favorite Mexican restaurant with the familia. There shall be yummy food and plenty of margaritas!!! Mmmmm...margaritas.

Hope everyone is having a good Monday!!!

Maybe the real lesson to be learned is that you are, in fact, a bit of a slut. *g*

*laughs* Well, yes. But that's beside the point, dammit!

I mean, if it's such a problem that you have to make business cards, then, damn girl, because I think you might have ME beat. *g*

*points up*

She said what I was gonna say. :-D

Ok. No more comments from the peanut gallery! *g*

:-P

So, in short, we're hoping Mr. Hot Security Man isn't married...

*cheeky*

*laughs and laughs* I hadn't even thought to check! This, perhaps, is the problem! *laughs more*